Journal blog, #1
"These are the vary true accounts of my life, if moments seem unreal or unbelievable remember in a universe with an infinite amount of possibilities why limit them to what you know."
　
Today was a bit odd, but I thought I would share its events. I failed to wake till 2pm this afternoon. I really don’t know why but I slept a good 14 hours and I didn’t even blink an eye when my alarm went off at 9 am.
I awoke with a start, Nothing quite made sense. My room was in disrepair, It needed a straiten but not now. I opened my bedroom door and went down stairs, I found my mother on the couch reading her kindle. I asked her why she let me sleep in soo late. She just shrugged. I went to go make something to eat and feeling like it was for both breakfast and lunch I made myself a Montie Crisco (no idea on how to spell it), for those who don’t know its like having a turkey sandwich between two unsweetened french toast slices with Swiss cheese. I like to dip mine in raspberry jam.

It was shortly after eating that I checked my email. I found out that I didn’t sleep in on accident it was all an evil plan to shorten my awareness time for the day. For I saw that my nemesis emailed me and said these simple words, while you were sleeping I sent an assassin to kill you. Well what my real email said was that there was a Nigerian prince who needed me to send him some money and in exchange once he got back to Nigeria he would pay me three times as much or something like that. I got bored after reading the first sentence.

It was then I decided I needed to fight.

It happened next our post box. I walked down with no intention of getting my mail but instead to defeat one of my neighbors in a fight to the death.

He knew I was coming, it was Jimmy who originally challenge me.


A smile raced across his face, he fought it and controlled but it came with a quick exit. I smiled boldly to him.

"Ready to die?" he said no longer trying to hide his grin.

"Sure why not, but after you." I said as I prepared myself for the fight.

He charged me leading with his right fist. I licked my rit corner of my lips, there was still a bit of raspberry jam the taste distracted me for a seconded to long, I felt his fist wosh by my head as I quickly dodged to my right.


I fell on my hands and used them to push myself up in a single movement. I brought my fist up to block Jimmy’s punch.

With ever faster strikes we attacked each other, Bits of sweat were flying everywhere as we sped up. A swing hit me from below and I was knocked back a few feet. I feel with a thud and the side walk concrete cracked. I jumped up swinging my feet forward fast and using the momentum to stand. Jimmy was not wasting any time he charged me. I jumped, and with a quick round kick found purchase with my foot on jimmy head. He swung around and fell.

Jimmy spat blood. As he started to stand. I took a step forward when Jimmy’s hand shoot over with his palm out.

"Enough" he panted. "I didn’t think you would show." Jimmy smiled showing his teeth stained with his blood.
"And I figured if you did I could take you. But I think you have proved to me that I would lose such a fight."
Jimmy rose to his feet and held out his hand. "We good"

I went to shake his hand when his other hand swung in a fist and hit me in the chin. I swung in a backwards somersault so that when I hit the ground my stomach hit the concrete first followed by my head.

I to was now spitting blood, My lower lip was bleeding profusely. I pulled myself up to my knees to find
Jimmy standing above me.

I saw his foot move towards my head, I fell back grabbing it with my hands and twisting it. I heard a sick pop and a cry as Jimmy fell down next to me.

"Excuse me, I need to get to my mail box, its just below yours." Jimmy smiled as I was frozen in thought at my mail box. I don’t know if this neighbor name was Jimmy but thats the name I gave him.

"oh sure, Sorry just got distracted by some thoughts"

"Okay, then. Can I get my mail then? If thats not too much to ask."

"Oh yeah sure." I locked my mail box and walked home, still hearing the sick popping noise as I totally won the fight in my mind.


I went up to my room and popped in the nexflix movie I just got in the mail and cleaned my room.


and that was my day. How was yours?